Gruey by Martin Riley - from the BBC TV series

Stephen Grucock, alias Gruey, believes:that even a blob like Wooly can win races; that Quidsy's brains are in her pigtails; that one day he will grind Slaphead Nidgey into the dust; and that anyone

A modern playscript adaptation of some of Chaucer's fine Tales
Oxford Classic Playscripts: Canterbury Tales